Jack's Quirks (I wouldn't change them for anything!):

• He sleeps on his back. I didn't even know dogs could do that!
• When he has to go to the bathroom, he tells me by sitting in front of the mirror and growling at himself.
  
• If I get up before him you can guarantee he will stay asleep for at least another hour. God forbid my dog wake up before 9 am.
• He can't sleep with a light on. He will either go under my bed, put his head under blankets, or stare at me until I stop working and turn off the lights.
• He has favorite stuffed animals. These are the ones he wont kill within a week of getting them. He's just about had them his entire life. And most of them he puts in a pile around him when he wants to sleep. To hide them is just hilarious to watch. He won't stop until he finds them. Usually I put them in the same place and he'll take them out and then put them away.
  
• He steals my water bottles. They usually come back with the lid off and he drank all the water inside of them and proceeds to turn the bottle form into an entire new "plastic art".

I'm really not exaggerating. I would go on... but Jack is looking at me and my computer and waiting for me to sleep. Who owns who?